gay male: i'm gay

straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG

gay female: i'm gay

straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS

And let's not forget -

Gay female: I'm gay

Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.

Gay male: I'm gay

Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

My response:

Anyone ever: I'm gay

Me: awesome.

I really do miss what we almost had










I love how he is using the word 'we'

• me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
• *uses computer without headphones*