Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

Go to google translator, write Tumblr. English to Japanese. Then copy the Japanese letters and put Japanese to English. See the real meaning of Tumblr.

When your parents ask you to act like a normal person and you’re just like:

i can’t stop laughing omfg when you google search “gay” this nice little rainbow banner pops up for you omg it’s like a party

If I were a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who, and I would make sure they were always paired up