die 5 größten Lügen einer Frau

- ich bin nicht eifersüchtig.
- ich hasse ihn

- mir geht es gut.
- geh weg.
- ist mir egal.

• me: no one likes me
• someone: I like you
• me: thanks
• me: no one likes me

• Me on the computer: *listening to music*
• Me showering: *listening to music*
• Me walking: *listening to music*
• Me eating: *listening to music*
• Me sleeping: *listening to music*
• Me breathing: *listening to music*
• Me at school: *playing music in my head*

• Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period: Yell at a puppy.

The best thing about French:

Person: "Ça va?"

Other person: "Ça va. Ça va?"

Person: "Ça va."

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